| Tales from the BIG HEAD Crypt!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Beaches-based Giant Pillow Manufacturer Predicts Banner Summer Sales! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The CEO of Toronto's "Beaches Big Pillows" Corporation has issued a press release predicting a major spike in summer sales. It has been confirmed that there will be a new customer moving in to a Glen Manor home who will require a pillow built for the more "ample of head". "It's either he buys one of our pillows or he sleeps with his head on a 1980's beanbag chair!", claimed the CEO triumphantly. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Local Farmer: "Giant Hairy Lollipop Leased Me My Tractor!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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A local Dundas area crop farmer has the town folks in a bit of an uproar. It seems that at a local square dance, the farmer had a few too many ciders and started shooting his mouth off about where he leased his tractor. One local witness claimed that the farmer was recounting tales of a "giant, hairy lollipop" who showed up one day offering to lease him a used John Deere tractor. "It was a pretty bizarre story", claimed the witness. Neither the sanity of the farmer or the legitimacy of his claims have been confirmed. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Scientists Find Link Between Massive Cranial Size and Coarse Back Hair! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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In an amazing medical discovery, a McMaster University intern has discovered a genetic link between people with "extra" head and "extra" back hair. After keeping the discovery under wraps for over a year, it has been scientifically proven that a causal relationship exists between the two "problems". | This might explain some of the local area "folk stories" that have been surfacing. A more prominent story involves a local Dundas man who claims to have leased a tractor from a "giant, hairy lollipop". The man's raging alcoholism may have played a part in the misidentification.
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